Hello boys and girls, girls and boys, as they dance? I am here in a post-Christmas afternoon, his belly still swollen and a little sleep to recover. But do not be afraid I will not make a summary of year-end, the truth was not my best years so I'll leave my coequipers that will make better than me. or will I talk about my old man is a phenomenon. The other having a nice chat in my car (my old man technically, but if I put the gas equipment that makes us so happy in some proportion is mine as well x) I remembered a tragi-comic story I'm about to go to run in a short but intense words.
It was a common night, an ordinary day, a development company where he held a beautiful celebration can not remember which was celebrated so I leave to your imagination. We were with my cousin Peter, in the midst of a karaoke rowing. For if they are not counted or not had the misfortune of witnessing one, my cousin and I make a karaoke, a show where we sing, we invite those present to sing and do the odd game for people to pass relatively well ( consulting engagements here haha). We were in the midst of a slump no one approached to sing so my cousin (has 40 pirulos) had the best idea to put an issue of his time, my old Piero, because people were great and could come to have people who likes the pretty but sad muyyyyyyyyyyyyy Piero theme that we wanted to present. We sang some verses of the song and we see that movement is generated in the room, look inside yourself thinking that either we sang che, with two stanzas that make people go crazy, and we see a man running towards us making a gesture of scissors (the description of gestures I let another ride that's good at that) screaming in the last few yards that we cut and please point us to a table. Here is nice story becomes one of the worst moments of my life where I felt anxiety, heat, like disappearing, and many more dark feelings. As we look to the table saw a lady, old lady, some 80-odd, in wheelchair, as I recall that for your imagination fly, but was very much like the lady in wheel chair to Gasalla, which asked all the companion and said of course not, I beg you not bring it to me, and moved crashing all great but great character. This grandmother was holding her head, moving it all around and slapping the table without stopping, shaking his head, torso, said no, and cried like a damn. What we do not know is that her husband had died of poor elderly to little time, so in the encircled a large logistics and relatives tried to calm, but without success, so the old woman was taken to the bathroom in the middle of a nervous breakdown and never came out of the bath.
If not amused them (remember to Gasalla doing the character, but step help and house by house and the story with gestures that could work better haha) but it did and then this whole scene had to grab the microphone and keep singing as if nothing had happened, but if pasoooooo almost killed an old woman.
This teaches us that the wanker can cagarte Piero night. Piero and your whore of parioooooooó jajaja
Embrace goal and having a big but great 2010
It`s a great guy my Old
Wake ... As a birthday but less Globes
It starts with a title that a little strong but what I generate in certain situations is to put more black humor than ever, tell a breastplate, others say Marcelo, others call it by name and surname "Marcelo Breastplate" Instead I just I call it "diversion in places where you tend not to have a good-ism", the ISM is to give a little more accuracy in diagnosis.
what I am is that usually one tends to go to wakes with an idea of pain, but everything ends becoming a mere family reunion where we cry to someone who was, we took a few cafes and we get a day with the things of the family. Pq I began to think about this???? pq in the last time attended several of these, and it is those moments in life where one is reminded of how good was this person that SIMEPRE was good with dogs and never cheat on his wife as we speak with more fliares close to what he shared his last hours, but after a little bit longer casket hidden away from the laughs, jokes with family we do, we commented laburo change pipo's nephew who is no longer Dealer, after much effort led to an most important position and is now the casino dealer.
is celebrated in this way a wake in which we are all sad and take cafe of very poor quality when there are places where it makes a great dinner farewell to the deceased??? we all know the wakes were created not to end by singing Rasguña Stones meet a Catalepticos revived in the coffin, which is why it tends to ensure the one night and a morning in which we try to understand the person pq is murisiono if it was so good !!!!!!!!! sisi asi de bueno. sisi so good. I'm interested in knowing how to act appropriately in a wake and I'm taking this
How to act.
In a wake more about what are the words (Remember that a picture is worth a million words, DO NOT TAKE PICTURES), and most welcome is the gesture (Jim Carrey `s refrain from graceful gestures). Just for coming, and it is shown "interest" by the family of the deceased (leaving me with the fact that many questions put quotes in Interest). Keep gestures of affection and love to the family of the deceased (tongue kissing, breech and played jokes with the girl outside the program) and not too lengthy visit, since it is a great day "long" for family, and receive many visits (the famous very fast, you do your part and you go, no more no less ... The Just). Avoid saying and just felt trite expressions: as you wanted ... it was like a brother to me ..., etc. (Leaving aside monetary claims, comments about his lovers and his addiction to heroin).
To do.
the visit should be short not leave if no wake another visit with them, unless specifically requests it, (nothing). a little time until you get someone to let them together (avoid looking at your watch every 30 seconds, not well seen). must respect the decision of some families do not receive condolences, visits or sympathy (do not send telegrams, so if that is not used more). a wake centers or not carried wreaths. Are sent with a short-motto of your friends, your loved ones, etc .- (or drunks but the clus, your private kittens, you will miss Gordo CC). for clothing, is a personal choice.If not in mourning, at least it a dark color (Purple, Yellow, Fush).
all of this leaves me even more confused pq says tips that leave you as a guy who will compromise ... are all these people who came here? do not know even half and am no longer a child, because I got to assemble a small train in the middle of the wake???
to go to a wake are we going to a family reunion where we're going to find very special people that long ago that we see and expect to remain so for much longer, the only thing that makes it different is that instead of gift is flowers, instead of bringing a smile on his face carry a long face, the irony is that if we talk about the birthday of a large woman say the same thing at a wake, "I'll walk in feeling." note that usually when we come to a wake a long face but as I said before leaving it to change our face, we are a little less sad, we were with people we love and end "the dead left to suffer", however the leaving a family birthday first thing they say is "you see that evil is the chola???"
always remember the following
By going to a wake to bring something to drink and / or eating, preferably Gancia type cheeses and snacks or Fernet, do not pass an embarrassment to come with empty hands knowing that they put the Ham.
Always carry cotillon in case the topic is half dead
The phrase "would not come empty handed so please leave one at home" applies only if this is a nice birthday or ocacion
be happy and enjoy your next Funeral