Wake ... As a birthday but less Globes

It starts with a title that a little strong but what I generate in certain situations is to put more black humor than ever, tell a breastplate, others say Marcelo, others call it by name and surname "Marcelo Breastplate" Instead I just I call it "diversion in places where you tend not to have a good-ism", the ISM is to give a little more accuracy in diagnosis.
what I am is that usually one tends to go to wakes with an idea of pain, but everything ends becoming a mere family reunion where we cry to someone who was, we took a few cafes and we get a day with the things of the family. Pq I began to think about this???? pq in the last time attended several of these, and it is those moments in life where one is reminded of how good was this person that SIMEPRE was good with dogs and never cheat on his wife as we speak with more fliares close to what he shared his last hours, but after a little bit longer casket hidden away from the laughs, jokes with family we do, we commented laburo change pipo's nephew who is no longer Dealer, after much effort led to an most important position and is now the casino dealer.
is celebrated in this way a wake in which we are all sad and take cafe of very poor quality when there are places where it makes a great dinner farewell to the deceased??? we all know the wakes were created not to end by singing Rasguña Stones meet a Catalepticos revived in the coffin, which is why it tends to ensure the one night and a morning in which we try to understand the person pq is murisiono if it was so good !!!!!!!!! sisi asi de bueno. sisi so good. I'm interested in knowing how to act appropriately in a wake and I'm taking this

How to act.

In a wake more about what are the words (Remember that a picture is worth a million words, DO NOT TAKE PICTURES), and most welcome is the gesture (Jim Carrey `s refrain from graceful gestures). Just for coming, and it is shown "interest" by the family of the deceased (leaving me with the fact that many questions put quotes in Interest). Keep gestures of affection and love to the family of the deceased (tongue kissing, breech and played jokes with the girl outside the program) and not too lengthy visit, since it is a great day "long" for family, and receive many visits (the famous very fast, you do your part and you go, no more no less ... The Just). Avoid saying and just felt trite expressions: as you wanted ... it was like a brother to me ..., etc. (Leaving aside monetary claims, comments about his lovers and his addiction to heroin).


To do.

the visit should be short not leave if no wake another visit with them, unless specifically requests it, (nothing). a little time until you get someone to let them together (avoid looking at your watch every 30 seconds, not well seen). must respect the decision of some families do not receive condolences, visits or sympathy (do not send telegrams, so if that is not used more). a wake centers or not carried wreaths. Are sent with a short-motto of your friends, your loved ones, etc .- (or drunks but the clus, your private kittens, you will miss Gordo CC). for clothing, is a personal choice.If not in mourning, at least it a dark color (Purple, Yellow, Fush).

all of this leaves me even more confused pq says tips that leave you as a guy who will compromise ... are all these people who came here? do not know even half and am no longer a child, because I got to assemble a small train in the middle of the wake???

to go to a wake are we going to a family reunion where we're going to find very special people that long ago that we see and expect to remain so for much longer, the only thing that makes it different is that instead of gift is flowers, instead of bringing a smile on his face carry a long face, the irony is that if we talk about the birthday of a large woman say the same thing at a wake, "I'll walk in feeling." note that usually when we come to a wake a long face but as I said before leaving it to change our face, we are a little less sad, we were with people we love and end "the dead left to suffer", however the leaving a family birthday first thing they say is "you see that evil is the chola???"


always remember the following

By going to a wake to bring something to drink and / or eating, preferably Gancia type cheeses and snacks or Fernet, do not pass an embarrassment to come with empty hands knowing that they put the Ham.
Always carry cotillon in case the topic is half dead
The phrase "would not come empty handed so please leave one at home" applies only if this is a nice birthday or ocacion


be happy and enjoy your next Funeral