As they walk faithful followers of the testicle of Josuá?
For long time that a rubber did not write, and today it has not been going to be the exception!
Simply I am going to show to some photos and a video to them (that gained the Quasimodo de Oro in the Festival of Dogs of 2007)
Everything Started to 21hs, when Seba happened to look for to me by house. We loaded the Dolby Stereo Suround System Extra 8.0Xp Office Edition Limited, and faced for the house of Sarai, not without before calling to the Peterasta, that had to be in my house for that hour. But it passed the following thing:
I: (marking in celu) 15.hm hm hm hm… hm hm, hmm hmmm….
Prerecorded Minita: You one has communicated with the square of messages of mov…
I: but pu… again, 15. hm hm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm hmm…
like a 5ta time that I tried, finally we spoke…
Pete: We are two pelotudos…
I: Sip, always happens to us the same
Pete: jeje
I: Tirate by the window of bondi that we happened to look for to you…
Pete: Listooooaaaaahahahahahhhhghghahgahh!
We passed it to look for pete by an institute of English (it is a type very applied) and there already took hold way for the one of Sara
Seba: Che, and where is left the house of Sara?
I: Tenes that to take hold Martin Coronado
Seba: eehhh….as it is?
I: Martin Coronado bolu… in where it is Pizza Banana… in Leloir there…
Pete: _ (of back, making the pasito of the meneaito) MARTIN IRON, pelotu…
Finally we arrived at the one from Sara, we armed the equipment, we put music, began to do the roasted one:
while naked nadabamos we in the sink, and around the 2 a.m., Made the short winner…
I hope that they have liked, and but, I want that they know that it does not matter to me absolutely what you they think!
The Notero Stars
That night the one of… of Saturday?
Malefactors
Video of a band that aparecio thanks to the Rumba, the singing one was the owner of the bar that frecuentabamos
Celebration year End
A glass is not enough serious the slogan of this campaign.
I arrive the end year, arrive the celebrations, in all the organizations one tends to festejar this year that retires with a celebration in which all the employees participate, some places receive exorbitant sums (exaggerated, disturbed, excessive, enormous, extraordinary, extreme, abusive) so that their employees concur to the same one, but we are but moderate, comeasured, moderate, austere, rats… therefore it is that we are going it to festejar in King Castro, the day Wednesday 12 from 18hs if he is wanted, that way that some can and others before later but we put the schedule like measurement, in where festejaremos the end of year, the beginning of one new one, get to know of the Bodoque and Zoe, many free encounter, mojitos goes and cubas comes, the possibility of collecting laughing anecdotes to be raised blog and that all we pruned them to share
so the appointment already this throws
single it is to be participates in the same one
MartyMcFly (Otravuelta)
HeadMaster
Who was going it to think?
Hello gentuza is contiguous as they are? This it is I articulate that it would not enter the graceful category, nor informative, in synthesis in any category, but that this arriving end year, and this good one that we pruned to make a balance of which so has been he himself.
For my at least I must say that it was not a repinpoloteante 2007, since one always has aspirations very great and rare time fulfills them to all, but I can say that it has been a GREAT year since not only it harvests great friends, Otravuelta and the notero star, or harvested they to my, that in addition they invited to be pete thing to me that is a pride, and they gave the opportunity me of being part of a community in where the crazy or boludas things who cross you by the head are important and it interests to them to listen to them. Also I was participates in festejo of the 100 chapters of blog, thing that does not happen every day.
He is why it is not left me but that to say VERY MANY THANKS to them that they invited to me to be part of this madness, to Zoe who has described the songs and to all you them inexplicable readers of blog, which I wait for has taken him some minimum smile with the pavadas ones that I wrote.
Hopefully that all you at the time of making the balance findeañero has something good like final result.
Happy celebrations for all and that they have a 2008 of puta mother!
Hug.
Once again, the indignation struck to my door!
First that nothing, I want to clarify that this had begun to raise, but later laburo made leave of side a little us all this, asique does not jodan Che!
On the other hand, today I am going to speak to them of that it infuriates to me from but the deep thing of my soul ()
We are going to speak of this photo:
They saw it? If? Good, I am glad.
In order to start, we are going to go slowly, the poster, that at the present time does not see nor excrement, at some time decia something like: Prohibited to bathe.
What it takes to me at the beginning of the consternation (if, for much that did not invent a word, since I invented “calichúpemo” I did not invent no other), and this one is neither but nor less than the freedom. If, that same one, we lived in “a free” society, so, if I want I bathe, if I do not want, no, and if I want to bathe, I bathe where the fourteenth hair of orto is sung to me, and neither a poster, nor all the urban guard me are going it to prevent!
The second point that bothered to me of that poster is indeed, that does not see anything! As they try that we obey a poster that does not see anything? That is, first they deal with to us idiots and later they try that we are as intelligent as to decipher a poster thus?
And finally, and what but it bothers to me, it is that they deal with to us mogolicos. Because, we are honest, who of you would put in that place? (colo, you do not respond) That is… we go….watch well that photo, watch the water! They are meterian? “They are bañarian there”?
Incredible… I am indignant…
But at the same time, and although I am so indignant, I am boring, embolado. And for that reason surgio one doubts to me that it made me fear for my life, and is the following one:
If one embola much… but muuucho; It is possible to be died of embolia?
The Pete said to me that if, and I create to him, reason why I am going away to put to play virtual tennis not to embolar to me. Comanla putos!
Notero Su star friend.
Saturday in the CRI
Good the SMATA Boyz went of stroll this finde and somebody theft a golf trolley… result?
this!
100 Chapters
Ladies and gentlemen, in the day of the 100 date are fulfilled Entregas of this blog to their community.
In its beginnings this was annexed of my blog, but seeing the speed that creciamos I saw myself forced to request to him to the management of purchases that made a sounding in the market and we arrived until here.
The process comenzo next to the Pete Notero, who nonwise nothing on the matter of the subject but enthusiasm since its intellect was thirsty of knowledge and laburo aburria, so we joined and salio this blog.
It was a process of constant aprendisaje, using very basic groups and without knowing for where to run, but with time small sections were made that although in the day of the date do not esten so present were most important in our daily growth, a Peteando by a dream, with many union conflicts in means, a section dedicated totally to Literature, sections which they do not have sense and good for that reason I am not going them to name, but I want to name the people who were with us in these processes of change and growth.
I accompany the Colo to us with its participation like jury in the Peteando, with its prohibition to show its image, with its things.
The Participation of matchless Cory Pete to the Step, a teacher in this matter, also she was sworn of this sertamen until abrio… of prawns and good I injure pq venia to us lack of practices.
Small Zoe Pame also important part of the cycle, main actress of tenenovelaza “the Support”, and to pound to base on phrases that are added to our vocabularies.
We had Nico the Bodoque that a whole day of everything what happened to cm of its writing-desk and was made participates, writing songs and tarareando them in the train to make them famous and also he stars of “the Support”
All this people who did possible to arrive at these 100 “episodes” and also sos vos part of this, pq although you are not a Maurito with its noncredible age recommending this blog you do to us but great and you are part of the humble comunindad that we formed
And although they think that or this all this they estan committing an error, pq this cannot be possible without the participation of my partner 50/50 of this blog, that that without knowing for where to run coat of the galera but of an amused anecdote, a graceful phrase or a repimporoteante commentary that robbery but of a smile, that we remained with the car and it was there helping in the push subject, things that do to the daily life but that they allow to say to him to FRIEND or piece me of trolo comilon, the idea is same pq always goes with affection
This either became something of all, with a GabyNico that puts cards from an end of the table, a fat person bothers alongside or a button that is won with those who make it laugh, this we are all and that I do not have but 50% shared with the Notero, because thanks to God we became conceited and a part of that you have, we are sincere that we even have the greater percentage of this, but one leaves very active from this blog or I gain its space, or small Zoe and with female leader attitude or a sport Bodoque who today cannot with itself
Thanks to all those that read to us, although are I number very small (I am sure that are still more small of which I think) but slug thanks, to that person who says “to crazy person I to you I read your blog when lunch or when I arrive at laburo” (Chakira we did not forget vos) or of which she comments out to you that leyo of blog (of a Fidow either) of all aquelos that do the endurance day to us to day
for that reason thanks
and by many 100 but
Ahh and for the next one I want a photo with people Pete who works day after day to grow, or removing a photo or writing a subject for peteando… So the Zoes and Bodoque already know mainly, it is necessary to make a juntata to festejar this and until I can get to say that east Friday in King Castro is armed, around 18hs and estan all guests to be you participate
MartyMcFly (Otravuelta)
HeadMaster
Habia Necessity?
It is that for days back I have been crossing me the mind to travel in Subte… sisii pq but podia not to go to me of where was and tapeworm that to arrive at another side, for that reason me subi to he himself and I had myself so forms in which nobody joda, accommodates my earpieces to me in my orejitas and I arranged myself to enjoy the trip… sono to narcotics, but no! it is single music ladies and Sirs, so continuing with the line who I bring, it lowers my head and I arranged myself to travel to another musical world listening to Gilberto Gil, when my head was in another side ahead are with a very gallant image mine, was something of not believing, so it raises my head to see if indeed what it was seeing they were shoes of a clown who was going to brighten up still more I travel… but noooooooo, was not a payasito gentleman Fixed pine, but all the opposite one was one lady very paquetona with these shoes that we will see next
And thinking about that I go to me through marote that PQ the black use Yellow clear trousers with Borsegos? where obtains them? so I put myself to find out apparently and those of this color are the Timberland that very are used between the color people pq emphasizes their eyes and allows to recognize them in the nocturnal tumults.
These come in several colors but as I comment the salesman “the yellow is the one who but leaves”, I I interpret that they were of supply (LEAVES) but no, the man I am explained before the closing of this edition that referia to that they were qu emas are vendian, so all my analysis is to cuete, so I leave them with this philosophical question….
Because they use them?
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ILL people!
ladies and gentlemen, as we already know it is ill people and later those estan that do not read this page
the wave is that watching the statistics (http://www.estadisticasgratis.com/ thanks to offer its service us) it notices this and I am caused a little miedito, later say to me that they think
The Work
Good People, after long time, Literature touched to my door and she requested to me that please she voluntarily makes a donation for the cause. Reason by which I am writing this concatenation of stupidities.
However, I take advantage of east moment to tell them that we have a portion of loved ours I publish, that is neither but nor than less originating of the USA. Therefore, following upload is going to be as much in Castilian as in English. Enjoy!
Also I would like to announce, that to certain person they smeared pepa to him, measured the oil to him, they riveted cachufla to him or as you prefer to say to him, so we are all very contentments!
As enough I am slept, it can that writes graceful things, nongraceful and things without sense, so they do not jodan and they are dedicated single to read!
Today we are going to speak of the labor scope. But but indeed of the personages who inhabit this atmosphere, and we are going them to analyze one by one.
But First We are going to enumerate them:
• The Head
• The one that is created head
• The “center of the universe”
• The NERD
• The Sophisticated one
• But the graceful one
• The gatero
• It is created better than anyone
• The Boring one
• The Mugroso
• The Cross-eyed one
• The Trolita
Mainly I am going to speak of these personages, with examples that I locate in MY own labor scope, but am sure that several of these stereotypes repeat themselves in almost all the works!
Now if, we begin with the description:
The Head: This one is generally a personage who thinks that he knows all to it. It can be a type very won and good wave, very won but false like currency of $7. - or directly it can be an excrement with capital M.
In my case it touched the macanudo to me, since it is asshole (a pair of years greater than I) and still it remembers that it happened of where today we are in favor. In any case, it does not let show his enough high pay with commentaries like: “uy, I forgot booties for fulbacho today, already was, I go and I buy new ones…” or “if, my sister put my cellular one of u$d 400. - in lavarropas, so now I must myself buy one of u$d 1000. - “… Pero putea and makes me much laugh too much, so not jode as much.
The one that is created head: This specimen is really annoying, since although it is a mule but, even thinks that because the Head delegated a pair to him of responsibilities she has the power like for hablarte badly, retarte and amenazarte.
The best remedy in these cases, is to demonstrate a total indifference to them, since if one gives ball them, single it feeds his ego. In the company for which laburo, this paper fulfills a woman, so he is doubly irritating, but I chose not only not to give ball him, but that also to comment out to him totally false, like: “Uy, but that good that they are those GRAY RUBBER BOOTS, really combines with your eyes…” or “uy if, the truth that that rower of patito yellow silk really seats and heightens the color of your eyes”, or “no, but vos tenes scent to I do not inform, is that the perfume has garlic notes…”
The “center of the universe”: This subject does not bother generally to the interpersonal treatment (not nor I that carajo I meant…) Only the bad thing of him, is that in his eagerness to obtain the attention of all, usually it becomes a little annoying with his shouts, idioteces and other samples of “Lack of Affection on the part of his parents…
In this case, the one that incarnates east personage in my laburo is pibe of hardly 20 years of age, that lives telling to sexual anecdotes and similar kind, thinking that it has more street, experience and experiences that the its greater ones. But he is pibe very won and that always makes laugh to everybody.
The NERD: I believe that all we know this stereotype. Characteristics: It Likes the classic games, the war of the galaxies, games of Roll and comics. It is possible to be seen taking from his glass of TupperWare with piquito, and we easily recognize thanks that use the trousers 25cms by on the line of their navel, with the rower inside of such, and have but ticks that a lethargic encefalitico.
In this case, he is a boy who inhabits the zone the west of great Buenos Aires (I am not) and that knew its fiancèe by Internet, ah, I clarify, her fiancèe lives in Pampas and she sees once every 15 days it… But pibe is good and very has amused landmarks!
The Sophisticated one: Or at least therefore it creates it. It supposedly dresses clothes vanguard, it listens to music “Under” of other countries and takes to its fiancèe to eat to ethnic Restaurants of North zone. Nevertheless it is a sotreta, its clothes is frightful, its musical taste is similar to the one of a deaf raccoon, and with 2 of those exits it remains without money for the rest of the month.
In my case not only this personage fulfills those characteristics, but that also is enough chupaculos, so taken care of!
Most graceful: Generally, this it is a type that single this in the company to make laugh to the rest. It is a good type, his humor is quite universal, as well as fast, and he always has an exit or chistosa answer, as we can appreciate in the following one I engage in a dialog:
: You go to Baño?
X: If, by
: THEN LLEVAME ESSSSSTA! JAJAJA
X: That boludo… I fell…
: You fell! That Gil… not to fall, YOU HAD TAKEN HOLD YOURSELF OF ESSSSSTA! JAJAJA
Clear that after a time their jokes can seem reiterativos, but bueh…
The gatero: The Profile of this individual is accustomed to to be a about 30 person of and tip years of age, cleaned up, polished, and as I go Scout, ALWAYS READY!
Usually it knows the list complete cabarulos and burlesques of capital and great Buenos Aires, and it prefers blondes, with done teats, high miniskirt and boots. Caretones takes a walk by places, like Recoleta, is its concerned Car (that single uses Saturdays because by consumption and others, its thin pay does not allow another thing him)
Although it seems a despicable being of the nocturnal infraworld, is a good source of knowledge. That if, at the time of chamuyo, it falls to the fat, worldly and pegote.
It is created better than anyone: In this case, he is somebody that to particularly irritates me, because I that I am better than! (jeje)
This personage usually is characterized by a petizo, fat person or ugly, since when feeling inferior in the childhood, they grow developing this characteristic stops of some form to protect itself of the rest of the population. They are convinced that any thing that one does, it they can make more express and better.
In any case it is entertained from time to time to compete against them and to leave them unemployed bad… (I am bad, and)
The Boring one: This it is a type that lives its life through but the young ones. Already in coexistence with its pair, but with an age not so outpost, this subject lost the taste of joda crazy. Their answers to invitations of exits, celebrations or Alter office are always negative, with I leave of sadness in the tone in which it says them; poor type.
The Mugroso: Also known like “Harry the Dirty one”. It is a type (or woman) that although tries to disguise its dirt with perfumes, all realize that not this higienizado. Generally the clothes repeat several times in the week (without washing it) and that causes that the stench is impregnated in our nasal graves, causing to us you feel nauseous, blindness, badly humor and in some cases impotence.
The Cross-eyed one: This he is a personage wanted by almost all, does not bother, but it hinders. Its visual condition turned it through the years the object of jokes on the part of all the company. But them usually it is taken with the good humor. Or to shut up themselves and to ignore chascarrillos sayings at least.
The Trolita: Finally it is the Trolita. Gauchita guacha. As its nickname indicates it, she prefers to smoke a habano of meat to take an ice cream from india berry. Generally she is not pretty, but its attitude trolezca has crazy person to more than one.
It is envied by the rest of the feminine population, since, from my point of view, they envy that somebody has the anger of being as trola as to turn around to the head, its friend, to the one of arsenal, the fletero and to the boy who brings the water cans.
Good friends, that is everything for today, Zoe, I want that you know that I am but that happy by vos!
Until the next one wanted amiguitos, in where we will speak of so that one caga seated and not stopped, and things of the sort.
I Have to Drean, and walks to the hair!
It is not Change, is to extend phantoms
sisisi ladies and gentlemen as of the day Friday of 16 current already a this available version of blog in English language, is for those visitors of outside who want to read to us, arrived many to us mails reclamandonos the version in another language and as the Notero I wrinkle when I said to him that we do it in jeringoso, pense in choosing by the English of translator without no type of adjustment, the result is simple, just like you read here but larded with words like yes, please and fucking asshole.
so they happen and they see
here we have one of letters of certain Paul LittleZanella
Dearest Petes
i hope that Or dog change the lenguage of your blog `causes to i `m to big fan but my friends gift `t get it, they plows kinda stupids
xxx
Paul LZ
and since these there are million, so they do not doubt in sending his message to us of breath or what he is that we will put the best thing of us so that everything leaves nose
Blog in English it is possible to be entered by the Link of above or llendo http://otravuelta-werpetes.blogspot.com/
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Piantoniana theory
The thing is thus, the other day estabamos running about 15 minutitos with Mr. Mariano Dr Amorchi and salio the subject of the meat and its weight and things of that type (sisisi when we run we that spoke subjects serious)
good the thing is thus, apparently according to the graphs that Marian did, the gentlemen who have vaquitas do this
ended up transforming into a sloppy cow that approximately weighs 800kg, we are speaking of 300kg of water that retains the animal, that is equivalent to see my old one with tutu pink, a magical baryta and a coronita of princess decorating depto in Sea of Garlic, is understood that we are speaking of bovine meats that comprise of roasted ours of Monday to Sundays, that steaks that as much we want
carnaza has one pretty gain and we go away contentments with bifezote of 800gms c/u to our home, contentments pq tonight us we eat it with chipses. We arrived at our homes, we put it to the fire and this beautiful steak does fsssssssssssssssssssssssssssss… that step? good the amount of salt that ingerio the animal, caused that it retained liquids and these liquids evaporate causing that 800gms of meat become 500gms, that is to say, I I arrive at my house with a steak that podia to eat until now filling, but convirtio in which I need a good salad so that my belly is put happyI Want that the vaquitas are not so trangenicas