The Work

Good People, after long time, Literature touched to my door and she requested to me that please she voluntarily makes a donation for the cause. Reason by which I am writing this concatenation of stupidities.
However, I take advantage of east moment to tell them that we have a portion of loved ours I publish, that is neither but nor than less originating of the USA. Therefore, following upload is going to be as much in Castilian as in English. Enjoy!
Also I would like to announce, that to certain person they smeared pepa to him, measured the oil to him, they riveted cachufla to him or as you prefer to say to him, so we are all very contentments!

As enough I am slept, it can that writes graceful things, nongraceful and things without sense, so they do not jodan and they are dedicated single to read!

Today we are going to speak of the labor scope. But but indeed of the personages who inhabit this atmosphere, and we are going them to analyze one by one.
But First We are going to enumerate them:
• The Head
• The one that is created head
• The “center of the universe”
• The NERD
• The Sophisticated one
• But the graceful one
• The gatero
• It is created better than anyone
• The Boring one
• The Mugroso
• The Cross-eyed one
• The Trolita


Mainly I am going to speak of these personages, with examples that I locate in MY own labor scope, but am sure that several of these stereotypes repeat themselves in almost all the works!

Now if, we begin with the description:
The Head: This one is generally a personage who thinks that he knows all to it. It can be a type very won and good wave, very won but false like currency of $7. - or directly it can be an excrement with capital M.
In my case it touched the macanudo to me, since it is asshole (a pair of years greater than I) and still it remembers that it happened of where today we are in favor. In any case, it does not let show his enough high pay with commentaries like: “uy, I forgot booties for fulbacho today, already was, I go and I buy new ones…” or “if, my sister put my cellular one of u$d 400. - in lavarropas, so now I must myself buy one of u$d 1000. - “… Pero putea and makes me much laugh too much, so not jode as much.

The one that is created head: This specimen is really annoying, since although it is a mule but, even thinks that because the Head delegated a pair to him of responsibilities she has the power like for hablarte badly, retarte and amenazarte.
The best remedy in these cases, is to demonstrate a total indifference to them, since if one gives ball them, single it feeds his ego. In the company for which laburo, this paper fulfills a woman, so he is doubly irritating, but I chose not only not to give ball him, but that also to comment out to him totally false, like: “Uy, but that good that they are those GRAY RUBBER BOOTS, really combines with your eyes…” or “uy if, the truth that that rower of patito yellow silk really seats and heightens the color of your eyes”, or “no, but vos tenes scent to I do not inform, is that the perfume has garlic notes…”

The “center of the universe”: This subject does not bother generally to the interpersonal treatment (not nor I that carajo I meant…) Only the bad thing of him, is that in his eagerness to obtain the attention of all, usually it becomes a little annoying with his shouts, idioteces and other samples of “Lack of Affection on the part of his parents…
In this case, the one that incarnates east personage in my laburo is pibe of hardly 20 years of age, that lives telling to sexual anecdotes and similar kind, thinking that it has more street, experience and experiences that the its greater ones. But he is pibe very won and that always makes laugh to everybody.

The NERD: I believe that all we know this stereotype. Characteristics: It Likes the classic games, the war of the galaxies, games of Roll and comics. It is possible to be seen taking from his glass of TupperWare with piquito, and we easily recognize thanks that use the trousers 25cms by on the line of their navel, with the rower inside of such, and have but ticks that a lethargic encefalitico.
In this case, he is a boy who inhabits the zone the west of great Buenos Aires (I am not) and that knew its fiancèe by Internet, ah, I clarify, her fiancèe lives in Pampas and she sees once every 15 days it… But pibe is good and very has amused landmarks!

The Sophisticated one: Or at least therefore it creates it. It supposedly dresses clothes vanguard, it listens to music “Under” of other countries and takes to its fiancèe to eat to ethnic Restaurants of North zone. Nevertheless it is a sotreta, its clothes is frightful, its musical taste is similar to the one of a deaf raccoon, and with 2 of those exits it remains without money for the rest of the month.
In my case not only this personage fulfills those characteristics, but that also is enough chupaculos, so taken care of!


Most graceful: Generally, this it is a type that single this in the company to make laugh to the rest. It is a good type, his humor is quite universal, as well as fast, and he always has an exit or chistosa answer, as we can appreciate in the following one I engage in a dialog:

: You go to Baño?
X: If, by
: THEN LLEVAME ESSSSSTA! JAJAJA
X: That boludo… I fell…
: You fell! That Gil… not to fall, YOU HAD TAKEN HOLD YOURSELF OF ESSSSSTA! JAJAJA

Clear that after a time their jokes can seem reiterativos, but bueh…


The gatero: The Profile of this individual is accustomed to to be a about 30 person of and tip years of age, cleaned up, polished, and as I go Scout, ALWAYS READY!
Usually it knows the list complete cabarulos and burlesques of capital and great Buenos Aires, and it prefers blondes, with done teats, high miniskirt and boots. Caretones takes a walk by places, like Recoleta, is its concerned Car (that single uses Saturdays because by consumption and others, its thin pay does not allow another thing him)
Although it seems a despicable being of the nocturnal infraworld, is a good source of knowledge. That if, at the time of chamuyo, it falls to the fat, worldly and pegote.


It is created better than anyone: In this case, he is somebody that to particularly irritates me, because I that I am better than! (jeje)
This personage usually is characterized by a petizo, fat person or ugly, since when feeling inferior in the childhood, they grow developing this characteristic stops of some form to protect itself of the rest of the population. They are convinced that any thing that one does, it they can make more express and better.
In any case it is entertained from time to time to compete against them and to leave them unemployed bad… (I am bad, and)


The Boring one: This it is a type that lives its life through but the young ones. Already in coexistence with its pair, but with an age not so outpost, this subject lost the taste of joda crazy. Their answers to invitations of exits, celebrations or Alter office are always negative, with I leave of sadness in the tone in which it says them; poor type.


The Mugroso: Also known like “Harry the Dirty one”. It is a type (or woman) that although tries to disguise its dirt with perfumes, all realize that not this higienizado. Generally the clothes repeat several times in the week (without washing it) and that causes that the stench is impregnated in our nasal graves, causing to us you feel nauseous, blindness, badly humor and in some cases impotence.

The Cross-eyed one: This he is a personage wanted by almost all, does not bother, but it hinders. Its visual condition turned it through the years the object of jokes on the part of all the company. But them usually it is taken with the good humor. Or to shut up themselves and to ignore chascarrillos sayings at least.

The Trolita: Finally it is the Trolita. Gauchita guacha. As its nickname indicates it, she prefers to smoke a habano of meat to take an ice cream from india berry. Generally she is not pretty, but its attitude trolezca has crazy person to more than one.
It is envied by the rest of the feminine population, since, from my point of view, they envy that somebody has the anger of being as trola as to turn around to the head, its friend, to the one of arsenal, the fletero and to the boy who brings the water cans.


Good friends, that is everything for today, Zoe, I want that you know that I am but that happy by vos!

Until the next one wanted amiguitos, in where we will speak of so that one caga seated and not stopped, and things of the sort.

I Have to Drean, and walks to the hair!