I do not promise laughter…

Hello enthusiastic beloveds of fine Literature and level. Today I approach you by means of this wonder that is “internés”, to comment some histories, memories and other stupidities to him that occurred during my vacacional period of receso.

Let us begin to say that, another year but, we slept in the laurels and we did not organize anything like people, therefore, I ended up deciding that after 8 years, it was hour to visit my godmother, who lives in Resistance, Chaco.
I am going to avoid the part in which I went to remove the passage and they violated to me at the time of receiving itself, because he does not have significance. So I will happen directly to the day of the trip.

Tuesday 15 of January of the current, to 18.20hs, had me to raise micro. Therefore, that same day to 17hs I began to arm the purse. While it finished putting within the he himself all rowers, preservative boxers, boxes and boxes (that finally single would use for “one of luxury”…), my mother approaches asks to me:

I: (counting preservative boxes) 14….15 ..... 16….
Mamucha: Querés that we are going to you to dismiss with papa?

And here the marrow of history began. I calculate that my mother, after years and years and years of being mother, processed, it developed and it perfected techniques that I did not know. It waited for the indicated moment, the moment of distraction mine, to ask that to me, because she knew that my unconscious one would be responsible for me, and thus was. I acceded to that they came. After thinking it awhile, I supposed that it was not a missed decision absolutely. It mistook to me. So the one was missed as that bought Tólares (as ex- president Duhalde said) when this he was $4.15. -

To 18hs remís was in the house door. Obvious, my parents were delayed, about 5 minutes approximately. We raised remís and we undertook way towards the stranger… or to the Terminal, affluent nonmemory…
When arriving, we asked as it was the amount of the trip to the remisero, and arose to char it thus: (alive to 15 blocks where he left micro)

I: Whatever is?
Remicerdo: seriaaannnnnnnn…. $8.10. -
My old one: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
R: sure they would be $6 of the trip, but 30 cents per minute of delay, that is (30*7) +6= $8.10. -
I: it pays pa… but dale $8.25. -, because in fact 7 minutes and average of delay were…: P (if, I made that face)

We lowered of the car with a little warm goodbye of the remisero towards my sister (not yet I understand so that…)
The Heat was exhausting, and micro came with a little from delay. Until finally I saw double the corner. Red target and, the colors of the glorious “Rooster” of Morón… Because the traffic light was in red, micro could not arrive to where we were the passengers, so the second driver lowered to come to look for the luggage. But for my surprise, behind it lowered the stewardess, to see the subject of the passages.
Like explaining to them? The stewardess was precious. Divine, with youngster characteristics inhabitant of some colony in Missions, a red miniskirt that did not cover but of a 15% of its legs, that of in case, were long as leg of flamenco, and tonificadas like those of a professor of aerobics. A white blouse that, button more, button less, let glimpse a decollete not too bulky, but totally provided. Its face, similar to the one of one of Los Angeles painted by Michel Angelo in the ceiling of the Sextina Chapel, made up perfectly. Red shoes, by far I mark, were the ones in charge to maintain united to the Earth to this angel sent by the gentleman to make us happy.

I calculate that the problem was the smile marks “to Colgate®” that was drawn in my face, when seeing so perfect creation. Because but, I do not understand so that it happened what happened.

I would like to be in an audience, surrounded by all you, to be able to request that they raise to the hand those to which her mother, never humiliated. I calculate that of being thus, the raised hands would be very few, for the rest of the presents in this hypothesis, I calculate that they will agree in which most of these humiliations will have been at the scholastic time, is ***reflxed mng: Last years of the primary school and all the secondary one. After this, the mothers generally cease hostilities humillatorias, and they let to us live calm the rest on our miserable lives. But once again, it was mistaken. As if outside a Jockey trying to mount galgo…

Making use of those arms of which she spoke to them, my mother the talent to be made it once again. She took advantage of the moment greater deconcentration mine. Oh God! So that you have created me so weak front to the incommensurable beauty of the féminas!
Having to me already dismissed of my parents, I gave the passage to him to the stewardess, and raised assault echelon of micro… and there it happened… there was when I listened to it… THAT was the moment at which my mother unfolded all her armament against my moral, my ego and my super I. Being I already of backs to my mother and backs to the stewardess, with a smile Colgate Triple Action drawn in my face, listened my mother going to the most precious youngster (the stewardess):

Mamucha: Cuidamelo well that is the first time that travels SOLITO!

Instantaneously, as if outside a hologram, my smile had disappeared.
The situation towards the beautiful stewardess: IRREMONTABLE
Not only by the phrase, but by the part of the “almost degrading SOLITO”…… Any plan, devises, opportunity, hope or yearning of although it is to cross some intelligently graceful phrase the young traveller, had disappeared with the same speed with which a pedo disappears of inside of a basket in means of an open of terrain.

The rest of the trip was an excrement. Imagine that to the 3 hours to raise, the conditioned air was broken, trying to fix it one of the drivers died and we lost 45 minutes in means of the anything burying the corpse. 9 hours we traveled without air. To Chaco. Where the small lizards escupen the legs not to burn themselves. Is understood the idea? Ok, happening through currents, micro made wait for another one us, to make the FOURTEEN KILOMETERS THAT LACKED UNTIL RESISTANCE with micro to which the conditioned air worked to him.

But clearly, the trip already Had been sabotaged from before beginning.