Welcome of the 2008

Ladies and gentlemen next we are going to happen to relate a history but it is going to be related by the Notero and by my MartyMcFly person, c/u has its version and this is what one thinks each of which step yesterday


Notero version

To sandanga, as the orange comes!
Beginning with that phrase, that does not have absolutely anything to do, I want to them to tell that yesterday, Wednesday 2 of January of 2008 (the first Wednesday of the year), we went to give the welcome to him to this 2008 to King Castro.
Or we came announcing the means event different, or single in Internet… But the thing is that everything was arranged to give a handshake to the 2007 and to be thankful to him or to putear it reason why gave us, and to receive with a strong applause to this 2008 that arrived becoming the star.
Question? Juntabamos us in King Castro to 18hs Mr. McFly, the Bodoque Gabynico, Pamela Zoe, Rosaura Bethlehem and Paulita. By totally comprehensible problems, Pamela Zoe and company could not attend, asique eramos single the 4 men and a “able one who I go” on the part of the premium of Gabynico.

We left to work and dirijimos us with Gabynico towards the bar at issue, when we arrived, bodoque and McFly already habian state taking a Cuba Libre and a Mojito respectively, so present to until that moment not known Gabynico and bodoque:

I: Gabynico, the Bodoque, Bodoque, Gabynico.

Also they habian ordered a bite that had still not arrived.
We seated to the table and we ordered our drinks, everything seemed normal, until they brought the bite along with…

Young man: here I leave your Daikiri, your beer, your ratisalil gel, and the bite you.
Bodoque: it seems me to my or this venia but before great bite?
McFly: If, and with salame instead of rotted black olives…
I: chump chump….that rich this jabonete…
B: slug… sile we asked the young man if we can change the olives to him by a piece but of cheese!
The rest of us: AJJAJAJAJAJA

In the short while, the premium of Gabynico fell and a friend who never I can remember as it is called, we presented/displayed to which was not known, and listened suddenly…

Belu: … if, and it is that it wants a trio…

Obvious our heads could not ignore a commentary of such magnitude, so we began them to integrate but the group, speaking of subjects several, like sex, sex and but sex.

Belu: if, it is that the bare one said that queria a trio to me
Amiga: ah if? I want! And if we do one with your cousin?
B: nonboluda, he is my cousin!
A: ah… tenes reason…
Bodoque: The phrase: “It likes but that the india berry ice cream”, is of the notero, and iria located well at this moment, no?
I: jajajaja… jajaja… is mine?
McFly: If, she is yours, as well as: ” Pija absorbs the RE to Me”, is of the Bodoque
Belu: That!
Bodoque: They listen to the word with P and they already become crazy…
McFly and I: JAJAJAJAJAJA
Belu: Bueh, gaby, but, cannot be that you do not like to see a lesbico act!
McFly: he is puto
And: It eats again?
Bodoque: and so that tenes tremendous cellular? (totally indignant)

Explained of which estabamos speaking, we continued with beautiful the veiled one that estabamos passing, telling to histories and anecdotes, bodoque average mincemeat, and the average bite turned single black olives. With phrases like “. .le I plasticize the face…” or “… the milk plenty until it left to him by the eyes…”, this completes, although you do not create it, exit of the mouth of a femina.

After awhile, and to collation of a subject that nonmemory, I threw a well-known phrase by all:
“that was first, the egg or the hen”
Immediately, McFly responded to my ear:

M: ah, you made decide something me with that phrase…
And: That thing?
M: I am living a experience very yours related to the egg the hen… pensá….
And: You these moving a hen?
M: Sos a patient
Bodoque: that photo of is a black in ass there? (with a totally overwhelmed tone)
M: for, you I write it in celu (removing the micromalito from its pocket, tipeando) m….and ........ d….and….p….i….l… and… l… to… c… h… or… t… to….
And: jajaja, that puto… and vos you spent my! It dresses! It is a totally encouraging experience…
M: SSSHHHH! If… but good, callate…
And: jajaja… that hijoepu… shaved hue… jaja….

Between glasses, drinks, soda waters and mineral water, suddenly, one of the girls (the one who bebia mineral water) broke its glass… if, incredible, but real, taking mineral water it had drunkard attitudes.

Finally we undertook withdrawal, everyone by its side, tip of the females to each other of by means. The children took a taxi, Gabynico faced for subte, McFly for the other subte, and bodoque and I for viejisima line A.

In the return to house, next to bodoque, we knew a little but, we counted anecdotes of the East, romances, love affairs, desamores and even until of forunculos, but that is another one I capitulate.

That if, if something were clear of all this evening, they were two things:
1- Whenever one wants to go to King Castro Wednesday, it must reserve, because the place poneee….
2- We are drunk, so day 30/01/08 we joined ourselves again in King Castro to dismiss January and to festejar the birthday of the Bodoquito!

Therefore, we will be seeing ourselves, lettuces!




MartyMcFly version


Welcome ladies and reading gentlemen to the 2008, a year with many changes and lalalas

jajaja

in yesterday we went to give him to the welcome to the year to our second home King Castro, sisi ladies and gentlemen we again fell in the claws of the mojitos for the men and daiquiris of india berry for the girls, like the masculine beer and the water or feminine soda water

to 17,58 we left with the Bodoque, destiny King, before happens through a teller since she found me without money

I: Step a touch by the teller and we go
B: you reserved in king?
I: no, for that reason I am worried

We arrived at King Castro with the Bodoque around 18hs, we seated in a table and we arranged ourselves to wait the young man, obvious the place was empty

Young man: hello small (with face of “these pibes again”)
I: Hello (expensive of “sisi again”)
B: Hello, as it goes?
M: I leave the letter them or they already know what they are going to request
I: Mojito for my
B: Free Cuba…. that is with Rum no? (queria not to commit the error of the daisy that does not go in 2x1)
M: sisi
B: Listoooo


We arranged ourselves to wait for to GabyNico and the Notero that a little salian later that we and were but far. Then I enter a femina the establishment and we began to watch it, apparently she looked for somebody and watched like lost, I supposed that she was the cousin of Gabynico that that way was going away to add to this festejo, but retirement, we remained downcast until this volvio and sento in a table

In this point already habiamos finished drinking our 1/2 drinks and we requested one perforated to spend the short while without escabiar single, the reasoning was the following one: if when we requested chipses took 20 minutes, we got to them to request nachos and take 30 minutes therefore we request the bite that we know that it comes fast

There she was when they arrived Gabynico and the Notero, they requested a beer and a Daikiri of India berry respectively, the extreme Bodoque to the Daikiri and I segui with the mojito, arrive the bite and we were whereupon the increases also habian arrived at the bites, mainly by the reduction of the tray in which venia… usually was a made oval product plate exploding but this time was a plate rather to circulate, with products puestitos there and a faltante importantisiiiiiiiimo… the Salame, sisi ladies and gentlemen, not habia salame in the bite, this product that exceeded previously and habia supplanted by 2 pieces but of jamon crude, that estafaaaaaaa, sentiamos swindled to us and in addition to that plagued the tray to us of black olives in this of rotting or with some type of escabeche, but we remained with the idea of the rotting. In a momneto in the tray it was left to a jamoncito the tapeworm single but that fichado, and did not let to me sleep so it attacks it furtively, to which the Notero me increpo very badly, but explains to him that it was using the chinchulinera technique of bodoque “if it is there and nobody eats him tenes that to give a time so that the rest the comma, but nobody eats it nor makes some gesture reclamatorio is made officially frees, as a anyone and football player can eat it”

Key the premium of Gabynico with its friend (as that girl is called), the wave is that Gabynico him comio the mouth as soon as I arrive and from the hairs removed a commentary from the type “I want to make a trio”, stupefied with this commentary I arranged myself to listen this to char it and to put some that another sandwich, worse the subject than now the 2 was cuasi looking for pe pe personage to make this practices and gabynico was flia of one of her reason why the Notero almost squashes me to say that ofrecia and until I slide the possibility of making a quartet already pq in a trio habia been. They followed the conversations that went and venian but we returned to hang and a commentary of Gabynico is listened to that I leave perplex “my does not like to see lesbians” which titularia I like Gabynico and its Antilesbianismo, thing that made me doubt its sexuality, and they asked me that haria I if my fiancèe me foot that, that was what towards I, simply respondi with “if they tie me or to a chair fixes that I do not do anything”, but good equal gabynico order for leaving myself or in high its sexuality when it said to him to morocha

GN: whatever queres that throws to you?
Morocha: Mmmmm 3 ..... better 4
GN: Dale, we go
Moor: No, now I cannot… I must go to my house
I: cagaste, comio the snots with an asshole

Later we continued speaking of subjects that really does not leave anything us until morocha rompio the glass in which it was taking water, sisi sober rompio the glass, thing of crazy people or boluda mine, and speaking of broken things at the top comes a commentary to me in individual that I slipping like joke “ponete a little xiloprocto” to which it seems that tapeworm something that to see pq was ed ***reflx mng too much and parecia to be related to the subject (the Xyloprocto is: Analgesic, antiinflammatory, antiprurítico, astringent, healing antiseptic and in the anorrectales affections. Prurito of the anus; external, internal and mixed hemorroides; fissures and fistulas of the anus; rectitis, criptitis, papilitis, tenesmo; pre and posoperatorio of the anorrectal surgery.) and relating it to the subject another subject came to marote, behind ours, right above of the head of the notero was a panel of a negrito in ass, obvious to char it on the matter and until there were photos with the negrito.
In this point already they habian left 3 mojitos and my body foot me one but, so it asks to him bodoque if me volvia to accompany taking a something and I leave a very significant phrase “I am tired to finish always perforated in this type of things”, as I leave myself flipado with his speech I said to him to the Notero and I accompany myself with a free Cuba, the one that in fact was drunk by the Bodoque jajajaja

The amiable young man I approach the account and making accounts to tun tun we reached the conclusion that not us habias received the bite, therefore we became the giles and we paid to the account leaving him one pretty gratuity