Good friends! As he hangs to them? Ajam, to my also for the right… ah, that… to vos for the left? AAAHHH JAJAJA WHISTLE CHICOOOO!
Today I bring a totally verídica anecdote to them. Several of the readers already listened to it counted by my same one. For the rest, I request to him that they put a little imagination.
Memory that for approximately 3 years (already as much? Puta that I am old…) it worked in call to center of a company of attendance to the traveller (if, like assist card ignorantes…). Since almost all the company were call to center, we had those hour crazy people of that job class. That is to say, rotating schedules, with rotating francs, and a schedule of exit really choto. If, I said choto!
It is that just in that month of July, hs was called on to me to work from 15 to 23. Considering which I complete subte of the line To passed to 22.57hs through the station Stones, I left 5 minutes before the work, apuradísimo, ran 5 blocks until subte, which, as to that hour nobody travels, arrived in a pedo until the Miserere station, and could calmly take the train me that left 23.11hs.
Thanks to the Almighty, that month were called on to me to be my francs Saturdays and Sundays.
In one of the coldest days of that year, it prepares me to leave house and to direct me to the work. Already from early hours at dawn, when I awoke (11… 11.30hs…) it suspected that all it was not going to me to leave as it wanted. Let us imagine one of the days but cold of the year, so cold that that day, the taxis were handled by pingüinos (thanks Child for so many joys), now that we have the mental image, we try to think that so warm it was going to be I… IF, CORRECT! It was so windbreak, that alongside mine, Barny, the doll of Michellin and a Teletubbie they were skinny.
I raised the Sarmiento, almost empty to the hour in which I took it (14hs approx) and I undertook my route to the work. Memory that day to have had a quite complicated day. Even, to 22,54 hs (1 minute before going to me) memory that sounded my telephone and was neither but nor less than famous Leo Dan, requesting a doctor from Fertile valleys, because it had left nro in the roulette to which he was going to bet to him and finally he did not do it, which produced an important loss to him in its arterial pressure… Question, I had to send a doctor to him, which took 3 minutes to me, and therefore, it caused that it lost I complete subte, ergo, I did not arrive to take the train from 23.11hs and had to hope to the one of 23.55hs!
To this height, the level of rage and wrath that it had in my being, were incredible, the eyes put, my muscles green began to grow extremely… is that… it is that… is that I am not when me enojoooo! Good, perhaps, I exaggerated a little, but enough it was angered. Simply it wanted to arrive fast at my house, and somebody already had been in charge to retard to 45 minutes this desire.
The Marrow of this history, begins when I arrive at the receiving station, that is, Morón.
Next I will do a plane to them of how this distributed the station of Morón as far as the entrances, and where it is left my house, thus is going to be able to understand the events of that night.
Having seen that map, they will include/understand that to leave the station, traveling in the first wagon of the train, it would have to back down a block until the exit, and to return to walk that block that already had backed down, to be able to arrive at my home; that is to say, a passage that could be of 3 blocks, becomes one of 5. Considering which already they were 1.30hs of the dawn, those two blocks of were inadmissible more for my mind.
And then, back in my memory must have had a flash, and to remember all the bad moments of the day, all the idioteces that I committed in my life and all the vaccines that they gave me of very small. Single of that way it had been able to choose between following the two options:
To love, to take care of and to honor the life, to direct to me in center until the exit of the station, located of the same one, and to walk those two blocks of more than it it caused.
B To play being a Talibán Suicida and to jump by the end of walks, shortening the distances towards my home and saving appraised time.
But obvious, I chose option B. For my defense, I must allege that it was not the first time that did this, and always with results than more positive (it felt Jackye to me Chan). Despite this, it happened what had to happen.
The train arrived at the station. All we lowered, vah, all those that we lowered in Morón. Obvious, he was not the unique one that was going to make this luck of feat. Quickly, and before the train starts, all those that we were going to jump by the end of walk we were arranged to do it, when my turn arrived, I jumped with confidence, but we do not forget that it seemed a teletubbie with allergy.
When touching the ground of the channels with my feet, I hit my shoulder against another subject that had made he himself jump that I. Single which he left dismissed for the side of the platform, and I, for the side of the third rail.
For all those ignorantes of excrement, the third rail of the channels of a train is the one that takes the current. The DC that circulates around he himself is generally of 110 volts, but the amazing thing is the incredible amperage of the same one, that is what makes circulate the heavy wagons of the train.
Having explained this, I continue relating the 7 seconds that my fall lasted (that seemed ether to us). When giving this topetazo, and being disguised I of the mascot of the equipment of baseball of simpson, tripped and undertook a tragic trip towards the third rail. As my body approached the floor, only about which it could think era in not touching the third rail with the hand, since if this happened, it was going to stay as a chicken to the spiedo, single that without the chicken and the spiedo…
This agony continued, until at certain moment, finally I could support my hand in the floor, and there I relaxed single to notice that my legs followed in movement. First it supported my left leg on the lubrication stone floor… and soon, my right leg gave between one of the channels and third rail.
Like being able to explain the sensation of that moment with words? Almost impossible, so I will try to be the plus I specify possible. Imagine a kick electrical, now, they multiply that percent and they add a dwarf kicking to him the balls and an old one to him tweaking the nipples to him. Something thus I felt. The electricity ran by my leg, burning my trousers and the leg, causing a fast contractura of the muscle known like Binocular, crossed all my body finally to leave and to return to the floor using my right thumb like bridge. Causing quite deep blisters (that were dried and burned instantaneously with he himself heat of the electricity) and injuries to me.
I calculate that it will have been half second later, when finally I reacted and I raised the head (all this, the train followed mine back and at any time it was going to undertake march, running danger to be squashed by he himself), when making this movement, I saw pass to a person of masculine sex and high age, crossing by the peatonal crossing of the channels, outlining average smile and pronouncing the phrase:
“JÁ, that porrazo, no? Jugale to the 56” (56=la fallen)
And it is here when I take advantage of to retrieve to me; PIECE AS AN OLDER PERSON CHOTO SON OF THOUSAND PUTAS, SO THAT CARAJO INSTEAD OF PASSING CAGANDOTE OF LAUGHTER OF MY, YOU DID NOT COME TO HELP TO ME, FOSSIL IN MOVEMENT BADLY TAKEN BY A DONKEY WITH CIFILIS!
Returning to the subject, I raised the head, I saw happen to old choto that it said that to me, and quickly I rose and I felt invaded by that electricity that happened through my body (and by cagazo to that the train happens to me through above…) and I left at full speed running in the direction of my house. I arrived, I disinfected my wounds with alcohol (note: hurt of burns, THEY DO NOT BECOME DISINFECTED WITH ALCOHOL, HURTS MUUUCHOOO), I watched the mirror, and I realized of which calmly a second could have died… later, laughed to outbursts of laughter. Madness? Joy to be alive? I am a cat? I am re cat? I follow really alive!
Think it. Love its life. Say to him that NOT to drugs, and if to the trolas.
The day in which I lost one of my lives…
That is my friend pumaaaa!
Hello gentuza, as it dances to them? Good in the day of the date we want to make a denunciation publishes of a conceptual swindle that we have discovered by chance with the petera band the past Wednesday 30/01/2008.
Step to tell them as it were the situation, we were reunited with small “Zoe”, with the notero star, another return and the black in ass (if in a bar, in the table that already we chose like a luck customary, is a panel of a black in ass putting with face of gil, incredible? Then it creates it! Replayyyyyy); in our dear bar “King Castro” located to pasitos of our work, which this plenty of pictures of queridísimo revolutionary Cuban “Fidel Castro”.
Watching the same one we noticed that the face of Fidel, hid something but, something that quickly we managed to discover. Apparently conocidísimo actor “Puma Goiti” had had the idea to place a bar in micro center with certain airs Central American, where to be able to take typical drinks from that zone, the idea, the capital and all the rest already were ready, but it needed to obtain a name that makes notice the tendency of the bar, and it would have been happened to him to use the name of Fidel, since this very far and too much occupied like worrying so that they robbed the name and the image to him.
But it did not want to absolutely resign its presence in the bar, so a disguised photo decided to remove from I castrate and shouting its famous phrase “treason dioooooooooo.”.
Surely the thickness of people did not realize but with ours agudísima intelligence could not, YOU CAGAMOS PUMAAAAAA.
I leave a hug them and they do not trust which sees; Not everything what shines, is gold of 14 kilates that sells the black everywhere!
As always to reinforce the words, here this the image in where it sees clearly that the one of the photo is not Fidel Castro, but that is our friend the Puma.
Until the next one.
(And to still more reinforce videito in honor to the Puma and But the Great one)
I do not promise laughter…
Hello enthusiastic beloveds of fine Literature and level. Today I approach you by means of this wonder that is “internés”, to comment some histories, memories and other stupidities to him that occurred during my vacacional period of receso.
Let us begin to say that, another year but, we slept in the laurels and we did not organize anything like people, therefore, I ended up deciding that after 8 years, it was hour to visit my godmother, who lives in Resistance, Chaco.
I am going to avoid the part in which I went to remove the passage and they violated to me at the time of receiving itself, because he does not have significance. So I will happen directly to the day of the trip.
Tuesday 15 of January of the current, to 18.20hs, had me to raise micro. Therefore, that same day to 17hs I began to arm the purse. While it finished putting within the he himself all rowers, preservative boxers, boxes and boxes (that finally single would use for “one of luxury”…), my mother approaches asks to me:
I: (counting preservative boxes) 14….15 ..... 16….
Mamucha: Querés that we are going to you to dismiss with papa?
And here the marrow of history began. I calculate that my mother, after years and years and years of being mother, processed, it developed and it perfected techniques that I did not know. It waited for the indicated moment, the moment of distraction mine, to ask that to me, because she knew that my unconscious one would be responsible for me, and thus was. I acceded to that they came. After thinking it awhile, I supposed that it was not a missed decision absolutely. It mistook to me. So the one was missed as that bought Tólares (as ex- president Duhalde said) when this he was $4.15. -
To 18hs remís was in the house door. Obvious, my parents were delayed, about 5 minutes approximately. We raised remís and we undertook way towards the stranger… or to the Terminal, affluent nonmemory…
When arriving, we asked as it was the amount of the trip to the remisero, and arose to char it thus: (alive to 15 blocks where he left micro)
I: Whatever is?
Remicerdo: seriaaannnnnnnn…. $8.10. -
My old one: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!
R: sure they would be $6 of the trip, but 30 cents per minute of delay, that is (30*7) +6= $8.10. -
I: it pays pa… but dale $8.25. -, because in fact 7 minutes and average of delay were…: P (if, I made that face)
We lowered of the car with a little warm goodbye of the remisero towards my sister (not yet I understand so that…)
The Heat was exhausting, and micro came with a little from delay. Until finally I saw double the corner. Red target and, the colors of the glorious “Rooster” of Morón… Because the traffic light was in red, micro could not arrive to where we were the passengers, so the second driver lowered to come to look for the luggage. But for my surprise, behind it lowered the stewardess, to see the subject of the passages.
Like explaining to them? The stewardess was precious. Divine, with youngster characteristics inhabitant of some colony in Missions, a red miniskirt that did not cover but of a 15% of its legs, that of in case, were long as leg of flamenco, and tonificadas like those of a professor of aerobics. A white blouse that, button more, button less, let glimpse a decollete not too bulky, but totally provided. Its face, similar to the one of one of Los Angeles painted by Michel Angelo in the ceiling of the Sextina Chapel, made up perfectly. Red shoes, by far I mark, were the ones in charge to maintain united to the Earth to this angel sent by the gentleman to make us happy.
I calculate that the problem was the smile marks “to Colgate®” that was drawn in my face, when seeing so perfect creation. Because but, I do not understand so that it happened what happened.
I would like to be in an audience, surrounded by all you, to be able to request that they raise to the hand those to which her mother, never humiliated. I calculate that of being thus, the raised hands would be very few, for the rest of the presents in this hypothesis, I calculate that they will agree in which most of these humiliations will have been at the scholastic time, is ***reflxed mng: Last years of the primary school and all the secondary one. After this, the mothers generally cease hostilities humillatorias, and they let to us live calm the rest on our miserable lives. But once again, it was mistaken. As if outside a Jockey trying to mount galgo…
Making use of those arms of which she spoke to them, my mother the talent to be made it once again. She took advantage of the moment greater deconcentration mine. Oh God! So that you have created me so weak front to the incommensurable beauty of the féminas!
Having to me already dismissed of my parents, I gave the passage to him to the stewardess, and raised assault echelon of micro… and there it happened… there was when I listened to it… THAT was the moment at which my mother unfolded all her armament against my moral, my ego and my super I. Being I already of backs to my mother and backs to the stewardess, with a smile Colgate Triple Action drawn in my face, listened my mother going to the most precious youngster (the stewardess):
Mamucha: Cuidamelo well that is the first time that travels SOLITO!
Instantaneously, as if outside a hologram, my smile had disappeared.
The situation towards the beautiful stewardess: IRREMONTABLE
Not only by the phrase, but by the part of the “almost degrading SOLITO”…… Any plan, devises, opportunity, hope or yearning of although it is to cross some intelligently graceful phrase the young traveller, had disappeared with the same speed with which a pedo disappears of inside of a basket in means of an open of terrain.
The rest of the trip was an excrement. Imagine that to the 3 hours to raise, the conditioned air was broken, trying to fix it one of the drivers died and we lost 45 minutes in means of the anything burying the corpse. 9 hours we traveled without air. To Chaco. Where the small lizards escupen the legs not to burn themselves. Is understood the idea? Ok, happening through currents, micro made wait for another one us, to make the FOURTEEN KILOMETERS THAT LACKED UNTIL RESISTANCE with micro to which the conditioned air worked to him.
But clearly, the trip already Had been sabotaged from before beginning.
Vacacionales things
them story that does but of 1 hour that I have this open one with I title position and my brain does not let to me remember things…. slug nose that wave…
this history that I am going to write is pq yesterday bodoque me pidio please that puts it in blog
she is graceful when I act it, but in the sera Web nose if the same
but we make the best attempt
Good it is that one night of my vacations we went to a called bar Duendes, in fact I went whenever sali to that place, but it does not come now to the case, because the anecdote talks about to tonight in individual.
Is being who enters this bar a girl who almost mediates just like I measure, everything of pblanco, or grandota and with a white bandana in the serious head… as a mixture between Shaquille Or `neil but Pamela Anderson multiplied by the Tucumana Pump, like result this daria to a Queen Blond Latifah platinada and creanlo or not consegui a photo that is resembled enough
Good considering that the result is this muchachota enormous that contoneaba its hip of for and was accompanied there here of a quite peculiar group of person… a Man muuuuy grandote but with a black bandana (nose, estara fashionable Greenland), which was very drunk and apparently it was the pair of Latifah, habia grandote and an also very drunk boy that was with a woman that apparently nondrunk but was drugged and finally a negrita with sex hunger that sobaba with all those that they happened.
Is being who Latifah rubbed with any man who happened through where was she, and if habia no man did not go in search of them and he began them to rub of a very sensual way…. single if it were sensual. Latifah took to a rower or a thing so it was tied to the neck and two by three abria this knot and was left practically in teats podria to say itself. In this remaining in teats towards which the boys take hold themselves of the same ones as group banister rails and pibes nor there that let take hold itself.
Is being who in one of its pornographic dances him ocurrio to take hold a rump (according to pq says to me I have pretty tail… nose that), to which I occurred return and I said to him
I: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
L: Dale whom you like
I: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, we leave the colita peacefully
L: as you want
Segui moving the skeleton in this bowling alley seeing as seguia facing different boys and were let magrear the chests by but of one, notices there that the morochita petisa comia (kissed) to all the boys that hot Latifah left, but I put myself to think that wave? clear rubiona was in pair and the other was descocando bad. Without but segui in mine and aparecio what I am called “Duck I raise a skinny one”.
It was doing a little of bar when a personage faces to me
Boy who flees: Crazy person please escondeme
I: That?
M: Please, Escondeme!
I: But that queres, that puts to you underneath the chicken farmer?
M: Nose, which you want but I request escondeme please to you
I: all good I hide to you, but beforehand I warn to you that I am not going to you to put underneath my chicken farmer pq today I came with jean… the chicken farmer lets it to wash
M: Thank you very much crazy
The boy puts mine giving the back to people and removes his V3 Black close. He begins to send msje of text looking for to his friends but he does not obtain his assignment
M: Thanks crazy, takings something? I invite to you
I: no, but thanks black
M: slug I invite a something to you, a beer
I: Nonvolume beer, but thanks slug
M: uhhh crazy there this the blonde that this following to me
Miro and I notice that morocha talks about to Latifah and his and partisan dwarf
M: crazy person follows me by all sides and he says to me that I am cagon pq I do not dance with her
I: you do not worry that one becomes to everybody
M: it does not concern Che, me this returning crazy… uhhh responded my friends to me…. they estan in the track of back… thanks to hide to me crazy
I: naaa don't mention it boy
in this point all the group of Latifah estabamuy drunk and/or passed of purchase, was why when the dwarfed negrita tetona was put to wag with Latifah prendio like garrapata the enormous boy of bandana that accompanied them…. Fatiiiiiiiiiiiidico result went to stop the 3 to the floor, with their ass profit an unavoidable aterrisaje Latifah on the wet and dirty ground. They remember that I said that was dressed target, good the target already almost was not present pq was grela of the floor but the water in all its clothes there vosifere “By the beards of Odin! ”, people I let watch the spectacle and volte to see that habia this that, obvious I put my better face of salamin and watches towards a flank, people not entendia nothing and all began to stick (verbally speaking to him) a boy who was alongside mine. at this moment senti great lightening and peli drink in bar, when I feel a very great hand that takes my right rump as if it did not have tomorrow and this taking hold I complete little of food that there is, removes the hand from my handles and
I: habiamos been left that no
L: nonhabiamos been left nothing
I: good then no, I do not like that you thus walk touching the ass to me
L: Boring
average bad Latifah went away but I could be dedicated to watch the panorama with tranquillity, I approach a group to them of purretes there the lady at issue
Young person 1: Señoooooraaaaaa excuses to lady ...... señoraaaa ........... (like when foot the ball to the neighbor)
Negrita: that she happens, it is my breast
Young person 1: ahhh ok… pear these teats is not yours…. they are re operated
N: no, they are mine!
Young person 1: if, since you put the silver and you paid them
Young person 2 and: ; jajajjajajajajjajaja
N: It does not watch, are mine
the young people begin to magrear the chests to him and is but they invite to participate to me in festin pectoral, to which I stop by principles and a little good pleasure
There I feel that my ass is touched with much intensity
I: that habiamos been?
tocandome the ass with much carp, well pegadito to the bar
L: vos you know that you like
I: I do not touch to you nor with a laser leader
L: Daleee
I: at least soltame the ass while we spoke by favooooooooooor
L: sos boring, sabelo
I: no, I am the sufficiently sober thing not to let to me strike by that grandote
there it retires to me of the establishment extremely sad by to have left ahh…. I did not put myself sad, better than it does not touch to me but
without but I retire to me
they are taken care of to me
MartyMcFly
If, If, Gentlemen! I´m Very Happy!
Hello people as she dances to them? That I title she does not indicate much that it is possible to be dealed with what I am going to them to tell, and I really do not believe that she has too much sense in if, but to which? I like and je already.
Good today wanted to tell them perhaps that in spite of this heat wave that whips to the Argentine Republic, he is single to good to airs but as I did not saw the informative one (therefore my grandfathers say to him to the reporters) I cannot confirm it, considering also there is no light, there is no water and that the ventilators, fans, air conditioner, small piles of leaves, or open windows do not give supply; it does not concern I to me I am happy.
Step to tell the reason them, yesterday by pair the tardecita or noon, my AMIGAZO another return, or Marty McFly, did the gift for birthday (in fact he is the 20 of January, but as it undertakes trip towards his deserved vacations day 11, I anticipate the gift), and the truth to me that I like very many. Long ago already, I saw a film in where appeared the object that I give to me, is something very pretty, very entertained, and good beyond it for having wanted from the moment the ball is run of which this object is able to recharge the corporal energy, the sexual energy, it increases the special intellect, and many qualities but that not yet I have verified (in fact only the electricity it follows the finger and me to you cago of laughter with that).
What I give to me is a “Plasma Lamp”, nontapeworm nor idea that was called thus, for my is a Ball of Statics, those balls that throw electricity rays that follow the finger to you.
Not if for you he is something re won, but to my I enchant myself, so it can make 50 degrees, it can rain, fall hail, it can come an earthquake, tsunami and up to one of chanes; that I am I content with my new chiche.
Note: In this photo it is possible to be seen clearly as the ball broke the relation space-time and I transform to the world into black and white while it loaded my energies.
Them control a great hug, and until the next one.
A Small gift from the Publisher of this note, mainly for a great Fanatic as it is it the Bodoque and pq this subject perfectly breaks it and goes with this moment
Ladies and señres with you a GREAT one, Mr. Roberto Sanchez and their Heavy Atmosphere… SANDRO people
Welcome of the 2008
Ladies and gentlemen next we are going to happen to relate a history but it is going to be related by the Notero and by my MartyMcFly person, c/u has its version and this is what one thinks each of which step yesterday
Notero version
To sandanga, as the orange comes!
Beginning with that phrase, that does not have absolutely anything to do, I want to them to tell that yesterday, Wednesday 2 of January of 2008 (the first Wednesday of the year), we went to give the welcome to him to this 2008 to King Castro.
Or we came announcing the means event different, or single in Internet… But the thing is that everything was arranged to give a handshake to the 2007 and to be thankful to him or to putear it reason why gave us, and to receive with a strong applause to this 2008 that arrived becoming the star.
Question? Juntabamos us in King Castro to 18hs Mr. McFly, the Bodoque Gabynico, Pamela Zoe, Rosaura Bethlehem and Paulita. By totally comprehensible problems, Pamela Zoe and company could not attend, asique eramos single the 4 men and a “able one who I go” on the part of the premium of Gabynico.
We left to work and dirijimos us with Gabynico towards the bar at issue, when we arrived, bodoque and McFly already habian state taking a Cuba Libre and a Mojito respectively, so present to until that moment not known Gabynico and bodoque:
I: Gabynico, the Bodoque, Bodoque, Gabynico.
Also they habian ordered a bite that had still not arrived.
We seated to the table and we ordered our drinks, everything seemed normal, until they brought the bite along with…
Young man: here I leave your Daikiri, your beer, your ratisalil gel, and the bite you.
Bodoque: it seems me to my or this venia but before great bite?
McFly: If, and with salame instead of rotted black olives…
I: chump chump….that rich this jabonete…
B: slug… sile we asked the young man if we can change the olives to him by a piece but of cheese!
The rest of us: AJJAJAJAJAJA
In the short while, the premium of Gabynico fell and a friend who never I can remember as it is called, we presented/displayed to which was not known, and listened suddenly…
Belu: … if, and it is that it wants a trio…
Obvious our heads could not ignore a commentary of such magnitude, so we began them to integrate but the group, speaking of subjects several, like sex, sex and but sex.
Belu: if, it is that the bare one said that queria a trio to me
Amiga: ah if? I want! And if we do one with your cousin?
B: nonboluda, he is my cousin!
A: ah… tenes reason…
Bodoque: The phrase: “It likes but that the india berry ice cream”, is of the notero, and iria located well at this moment, no?
I: jajajaja… jajaja… is mine?
McFly: If, she is yours, as well as: ” Pija absorbs the RE to Me”, is of the Bodoque
Belu: That!
Bodoque: They listen to the word with P and they already become crazy…
McFly and I: JAJAJAJAJAJA
Belu: Bueh, gaby, but, cannot be that you do not like to see a lesbico act!
McFly: he is puto
And: It eats again?
Bodoque: and so that tenes tremendous cellular? (totally indignant)
Explained of which estabamos speaking, we continued with beautiful the veiled one that estabamos passing, telling to histories and anecdotes, bodoque average mincemeat, and the average bite turned single black olives. With phrases like “. .le I plasticize the face…” or “… the milk plenty until it left to him by the eyes…”, this completes, although you do not create it, exit of the mouth of a femina.
After awhile, and to collation of a subject that nonmemory, I threw a well-known phrase by all:
“that was first, the egg or the hen”
Immediately, McFly responded to my ear:
M: ah, you made decide something me with that phrase…
And: That thing?
M: I am living a experience very yours related to the egg the hen… pensá….
And: You these moving a hen?
M: Sos a patient
Bodoque: that photo of is a black in ass there? (with a totally overwhelmed tone)
M: for, you I write it in celu (removing the micromalito from its pocket, tipeando) m….and ........ d….and….p….i….l… and… l… to… c… h… or… t… to….
And: jajaja, that puto… and vos you spent my! It dresses! It is a totally encouraging experience…
M: SSSHHHH! If… but good, callate…
And: jajaja… that hijoepu… shaved hue… jaja….
Between glasses, drinks, soda waters and mineral water, suddenly, one of the girls (the one who bebia mineral water) broke its glass… if, incredible, but real, taking mineral water it had drunkard attitudes.
Finally we undertook withdrawal, everyone by its side, tip of the females to each other of by means. The children took a taxi, Gabynico faced for subte, McFly for the other subte, and bodoque and I for viejisima line A.
In the return to house, next to bodoque, we knew a little but, we counted anecdotes of the East, romances, love affairs, desamores and even until of forunculos, but that is another one I capitulate.
That if, if something were clear of all this evening, they were two things:
1- Whenever one wants to go to King Castro Wednesday, it must reserve, because the place poneee….
2- We are drunk, so day 30/01/08 we joined ourselves again in King Castro to dismiss January and to festejar the birthday of the Bodoquito!
Therefore, we will be seeing ourselves, lettuces!
MartyMcFly version
Welcome ladies and reading gentlemen to the 2008, a year with many changes and lalalas
jajaja
in yesterday we went to give him to the welcome to the year to our second home King Castro, sisi ladies and gentlemen we again fell in the claws of the mojitos for the men and daiquiris of india berry for the girls, like the masculine beer and the water or feminine soda water
to 17,58 we left with the Bodoque, destiny King, before happens through a teller since she found me without money
I: Step a touch by the teller and we go
B: you reserved in king?
I: no, for that reason I am worried
We arrived at King Castro with the Bodoque around 18hs, we seated in a table and we arranged ourselves to wait the young man, obvious the place was empty
Young man: hello small (with face of “these pibes again”)
I: Hello (expensive of “sisi again”)
B: Hello, as it goes?
M: I leave the letter them or they already know what they are going to request
I: Mojito for my
B: Free Cuba…. that is with Rum no? (queria not to commit the error of the daisy that does not go in 2x1)
M: sisi
B: Listoooo
We arranged ourselves to wait for to GabyNico and the Notero that a little salian later that we and were but far. Then I enter a femina the establishment and we began to watch it, apparently she looked for somebody and watched like lost, I supposed that she was the cousin of Gabynico that that way was going away to add to this festejo, but retirement, we remained downcast until this volvio and sento in a table
In this point already habiamos finished drinking our 1/2 drinks and we requested one perforated to spend the short while without escabiar single, the reasoning was the following one: if when we requested chipses took 20 minutes, we got to them to request nachos and take 30 minutes therefore we request the bite that we know that it comes fast
There she was when they arrived Gabynico and the Notero, they requested a beer and a Daikiri of India berry respectively, the extreme Bodoque to the Daikiri and I segui with the mojito, arrive the bite and we were whereupon the increases also habian arrived at the bites, mainly by the reduction of the tray in which venia… usually was a made oval product plate exploding but this time was a plate rather to circulate, with products puestitos there and a faltante importantisiiiiiiiimo… the Salame, sisi ladies and gentlemen, not habia salame in the bite, this product that exceeded previously and habia supplanted by 2 pieces but of jamon crude, that estafaaaaaaa, sentiamos swindled to us and in addition to that plagued the tray to us of black olives in this of rotting or with some type of escabeche, but we remained with the idea of the rotting. In a momneto in the tray it was left to a jamoncito the tapeworm single but that fichado, and did not let to me sleep so it attacks it furtively, to which the Notero me increpo very badly, but explains to him that it was using the chinchulinera technique of bodoque “if it is there and nobody eats him tenes that to give a time so that the rest the comma, but nobody eats it nor makes some gesture reclamatorio is made officially frees, as a anyone and football player can eat it”
Key the premium of Gabynico with its friend (as that girl is called), the wave is that Gabynico him comio the mouth as soon as I arrive and from the hairs removed a commentary from the type “I want to make a trio”, stupefied with this commentary I arranged myself to listen this to char it and to put some that another sandwich, worse the subject than now the 2 was cuasi looking for pe pe personage to make this practices and gabynico was flia of one of her reason why the Notero almost squashes me to say that ofrecia and until I slide the possibility of making a quartet already pq in a trio habia been. They followed the conversations that went and venian but we returned to hang and a commentary of Gabynico is listened to that I leave perplex “my does not like to see lesbians” which titularia I like Gabynico and its Antilesbianismo, thing that made me doubt its sexuality, and they asked me that haria I if my fiancèe me foot that, that was what towards I, simply respondi with “if they tie me or to a chair fixes that I do not do anything”, but good equal gabynico order for leaving myself or in high its sexuality when it said to him to morocha
GN: whatever queres that throws to you?
Morocha: Mmmmm 3 ..... better 4
GN: Dale, we go
Moor: No, now I cannot… I must go to my house
I: cagaste, comio the snots with an asshole
Later we continued speaking of subjects that really does not leave anything us until morocha rompio the glass in which it was taking water, sisi sober rompio the glass, thing of crazy people or boluda mine, and speaking of broken things at the top comes a commentary to me in individual that I slipping like joke “ponete a little xiloprocto” to which it seems that tapeworm something that to see pq was ed ***reflx mng too much and parecia to be related to the subject (the Xyloprocto is: Analgesic, antiinflammatory, antiprurítico, astringent, healing antiseptic and in the anorrectales affections. Prurito of the anus; external, internal and mixed hemorroides; fissures and fistulas of the anus; rectitis, criptitis, papilitis, tenesmo; pre and posoperatorio of the anorrectal surgery.) and relating it to the subject another subject came to marote, behind ours, right above of the head of the notero was a panel of a negrito in ass, obvious to char it on the matter and until there were photos with the negrito.
In this point already they habian left 3 mojitos and my body foot me one but, so it asks to him bodoque if me volvia to accompany taking a something and I leave a very significant phrase “I am tired to finish always perforated in this type of things”, as I leave myself flipado with his speech I said to him to the Notero and I accompany myself with a free Cuba, the one that in fact was drunk by the Bodoque jajajaja
The amiable young man I approach the account and making accounts to tun tun we reached the conclusion that not us habias received the bite, therefore we became the giles and we paid to the account leaving him one pretty gratuity.JPG)
